{"id":4997,"date":"2013-10-31T14:19:27","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T18:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatlossaccelerators.com\/site\/?p=4997"},"modified":"2015-03-04T18:16:55","modified_gmt":"2015-03-04T23:16:55","slug":"10-things-scarier-than-witches-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fatlossaccelerators.com\/site\/10-things-scarier-than-witches-halloween\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Things Scarier than Witches (#Halloween)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Halloween! Wanna hear something scary?<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday afternoon I was strolling down 3rd Avenue. (That\u2019s not the scary part&#8230;) As I walked past Ricky\u2019s &#8211; THE place to go in NYC to get your Halloween get up &#8211; I spotted what I thought was a mannequin dressed as a witch.<\/p>\n<p>Next thing I knew, the witch was walking towards me\u2026 and in a creepy voice saying\u2026<a href=\"http:\/\/fatlossaccelerators.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/witch-on-broom.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[4997]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5005 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/fatlossaccelerators.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/witch-on-broom.jpg\" alt=\"witch on broom\" width=\"246\" height=\"204\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cCome here my pretty\u2026\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I literally jumped out of my skin.\u00a0Argh!<\/p>\n<p>This chick was obviously having a good time frightening the crap out of people all afternoon. And she totally got me!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway in the spirit of Halloween, let\u2019s count down..<\/p>\n<h1><strong>10 things scarier than witches&#8230;<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h2>#1. High Fructose Corn Syrup<\/h2>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 20px;\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal;\">This addictive sweetener is single handedly destroying the health of millions of people around the world. Do yourself a favor. AVOID eating anything with this ingredient. Check the labels. You\u2019ll find it in breads, cereals, breakfast bars, lunchmeats, yogurts, ice cream, sodas and condiments.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<h2>#2. Using bad exercise form<\/h2>\n<p>That guy at the gym who always uses horrible exercise technique will get hurt one day. Until then, it\u2019s like watching a horror show.<\/p>\n<h2>#3. Falling asleep on the NYC subway<\/h2>\n<p>And waking up in the wrong hood. Fortunately this has never happened to me\u2026 But I\u2019ve heard of a few random adventures.<\/p>\n<h2>#4. Outback Steakhouse<\/h2>\n<p>The commercials make me cringe. Clearly, I need to help this guy with his fake Aussie accent. Not only that, but the food is literally killer. The Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing packs 2,900 calories, 182g fat and 240g carbs. And this is an appetizer! No. We don\u2019t eat this in Australia.<\/p>\n<h2>#5. Homeland<\/h2>\n<p>Every episode gives me anxiety \u2013 but I can\u2019t stop watching it. Don\u2019t tell me what happened last week. I still have to catch up.<\/p>\n<h2>#6. The size of a Chipotle burrito<\/h2>\n<p>NO joke. It\u2019s as big as a puppy and will set you back at least 1270 calories. That\u2019s almost my entire day\u2019s calorie intake right there\u2026 Go with the low-carb salad bowl instead.<\/p>\n<h2>#7. Hurricane Sandy<\/h2>\n<p>Now that was super scary. This was my first hurricane, and hopefully my last\u2026 Who thought half of New York (including my apartment) would be without power and heat for a WHOLE week?<\/p>\n<h2>#8. Starbucks Fancy Drinks<\/h2>\n<p>Here\u2019s a holiday special beverage you should AVOID. The Pumpkin Spice Latte. A Venti size (20oz) has 510 calories, 20g fat and 64g carbs (of which 61g is sugar!). Are you scared yet?<\/p>\n<h2>#9. Ingredient Lists<\/h2>\n<p>Most processed packaged foods contain surprise additives and artificial scariness you can\u2019t even pronounce. Boo! Again, check the labels. But I would recommend staying away from processed junk altogether.<\/p>\n<h2>#10. The time wasted doing stupid exercises<\/h2>\n<p>Most people still think they need to be sweating it out on the dreadmill for 60 minutes per session, up to 5 times per week to get fast results. Research shows this is a waste of time\u2026 And I have a unique solution for you.<\/p>\n<p>His powerful interval and strength superset approach will burn more fat and improve your conditioning in just 20 minute bodyweight workouts. It\u2019s your last chance to grab it for a steal of a price.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bodyweightcardio500.com\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Get Bodyweight Cardio 500\u00a0for over 55% OFF <\/span><\/a><\/span>&lt;== Expires!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I was planning to dress up like this and surprise my clients today\u2026 <a href=\"http:\/\/fatlossaccelerators.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/superwoman.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[4997]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4996\" src=\"http:\/\/fatlossaccelerators.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/superwoman.jpg\" alt=\"superwoman\" width=\"107\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a> But it\u2019s a bit too sexy for the Upper East Side\u2026?<\/p>\n<p>Have a spookalicious day and watch out for witches,<\/p>\n<p>KV<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Here\u2019s that link one last time:<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">==&gt;<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/kvidulich.jasonklein.hop.clickbank.net\/?id=gw\">Powerful 20 minute bodyweight workouts<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Halloween! Wanna hear something scary? Yesterday afternoon I was strolling down 3rd Avenue. 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